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customs be damned

or the folks who just think planes are cool

Based on our world-famous Creasy Bear Morale Patch

By that we mean we ripped off a certain video game magazine's title artwork and made it about us

The Flammenwerfer shirt was the brainchild of our resident Team Guy

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